If there’s one thing this election season has shown us, it’s this: politics can get ugly. Hell, politics are ugly. We’ve just never seen it this bad. How bad is it? When I’m not watching the MLB playoffs, Seahawks or BSU Bronco football, I’m tuning in to the boob tube for election coverage. Not to learn about candidate’s policies, mind you, but because it’s like a freaking train wreck. And. I. Can’t. Stop. Watching.
Let’s look to Topps’ Fright Flicks (or, the TFF network) for some commentary…
No- but there is election coverage!!
Yes. Yes, it can be.
Yes, Donald, we get it- you’d never even think of sexually assaulting that woman. After all, you do have standards.
I’m not necessarily saying that, it’s just that…well, sometimes people abuse their positions of power.
C’mon, candidate Trump, must you continually put down every woman who isn’t a ‘piece of ass,’ like your beloved daughter?
Like? Like…kitty cats?
He did. Because he’s a “Star”
Yes, we know- it’s just ‘locker room talk.’ Right, candidate?
I think I’d rather vote for (and feel safer around) this schmuck than the two mainstream candidates.
Disclaimer- I’m supporting neither Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton and please do not think for a minute that I’m making light of sexual abuse. I am, however, pointing out that this has become the center of the election. I find Donald Trump repulsive and unfit for office. And that conspicuous absence of HRC… remember, I am spoofing CNN (or whoever else isn’t Fox Network) coverage.